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This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called meth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Dee Dee, get out my lab! Hoes on my slab Bitches in my lab Damn I'm Dexter, I'm a scientist Hoes on my dick, wanna cheat off my test Wanna be my partner when we do assignments Boots, no J's Look at my report card, bitch, all A's Monkey in the cage Dick down her throat Hoes on my dick cause I wear a labcoat Hoes on my dick cause I take good notes Hoes on my dick cause I'm swaggin Top notch glasses Fuckin with the white folks Gloves on my hands like Michael Bitches on my periodic table Let's work Hoes on my dick cause I'm on Cartoon Network Dial M for Monkey Dial M for Monkey I'm a science junkie Motherfuck my sister Fuck with my experiment, hit her with a big dick Got a telescope on my wishlist Shouts out to Einstein Fuckin with the iodine Fuckin with the elements Finna be the president Fuckin on the robot Lab is a secret, don't tell nobody Study for a test while you go to a party Bitches on my dick read a book just for fun What's the temperature of the sun? 9864211 Fahrenheit Damn, I'm a socialite Finna make a rocket bike Fuck Jimmy Neutron I'm a fuckin genius Bitches on my penis Mama came in the room, so I closed the lab Hope she didn't see it Fuck Nickelodeon Bitch cause I'm Dexter Bitches on my dick cause I'm short Stay in the lab, I don't fuck with no sports
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